Knit Your Own Boyfriend

Onya and Tease have been in this pit for a long time. Or a short time. A time.

The world up there is strange - and frankly not something they concern themselves with.

They find solace in their meaningfully meaningless. A childhood stocking filler is discovered. Reality threatens to crack their sanctuary and they are forced to resuscitate, purge, and kill all that haunts them.

Knit Your Own Boyfriend is a new play presented by Slime and Pies supported by Arts Council England, straddling absurdity, comedy and tragedy. 

All performances will be creatively captioned.